Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

They found Chuck Norris's diary. It's now know as the Guinness Book of World Records

They once made a Chuck Norris brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody

Thor borrowed his hammer from Chuck Norris's tool shed

What every sports player should say after winning: "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing"

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars need to check both ways

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up, He pushes the world down