Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land

Michael Jackson didn't dye himself white. Chuck Norris scared the black out of him

Most men have an XY chromosome. Chuck Norris has the whole damn alphabet

Mr Norris often donates food to the needy, unfortunately he can only deliver 'cans of whoop ass'

My favorite power ranger is the Texas ranger

No one crosses Chuck Norris RD because no one crosses Chuck Norris

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris