Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votesMichael Jackson didn't dye himself white. Chuck Norris scared the black out of him
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesMost men have an XY chromosome. Chuck Norris has the whole damn alphabet
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 1 votesMr Norris often donates food to the needy, unfortunately he can only deliver 'cans of whoop ass'
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesMy favorite power ranger is the Texas ranger
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesNo one crosses Chuck Norris RD because no one crosses Chuck Norris
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1 from: 2 votesOuter space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1 from: 1 votes