Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris threw his first paper plane at the age of 4 It landed yesterday

Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii

Chuck Norris touched MC Hammer

Chuck Norris turned Medusa into stone

Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Now we have a native animal in Africa called the giraffe

Chuck Norris uses his penis to look around corners

Chuck Norris volunteers for the hunger games every year