Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris has a diary called the Guinness book of world records

Chuck Norris has a dig bick. You read wrong that. You still read that wrong

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his house, the bear is not dead he is just to scared to move

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move

Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars

Chuck Norris heard nothing could kill him. So he tracked nothing down and killed it

Chuck Norris' heartbeat monitor is a vertical line