Latest Funny One Liners

It's a sin to love another's wife and a punishment to love yours.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana.

My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

I'm trying to get on your good side, but I haven't found it yet.

An idea came to the mind, and now she's searching for the brain.