Latest Funny One Liners

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!

Everything always ends well. If not - it's probably not the end.

What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.