Latest Funny One Liners

Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.

A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the "b" is silent.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.

If you see me with a water bottle, there's probably vodka in it

Football gave me a traumatic brain injury and I was only watching.

Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave.