Latest Funny One Liners

Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses!

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man? The Book of Job.

I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.

Actually, I don't think you're dyslexic; just really, really stupid.

A genius lives in every one of us. Each day more and more heavily...