Latest Funny One Liners

We all have one ginger friend that claims to be "strawberry blonde".

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?

I have all the money I'll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.

What did one ghost say to another ghost? "Do you believe in people?"

Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.