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I'm not crazy; I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1 from: 1 votesDon't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters.
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This One-liner joke is rated: 1.5 from: 2 votesGirls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 1 votesTwitter is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesIt's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesDo not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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