Latest Funny One Liners

S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isn’t open on holidays.

When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.