Latest Funny One Liners

The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward

Every wife should understand one thing: a dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently

Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood? The Blacks get car insurance

It doesn't matter how much you work, there will always be an asshole that works less but gets more

How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball