Latest Funny One Liners

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used

Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut

That awkward moment when you're in a meeting and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack

How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!