Latest Funny One Liners

I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him

Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.

A woman is like a parachute that can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts