Latest Funny One Liners

Men mostly hate two words: 'not' and 'enough'... unless you say them together

There is no point of running away form a sniper. You will die from exhaustion

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it

A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire

Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close