Latest Funny One Liners

Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? The grass tickles their nuts

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip

What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up

Don't be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone

TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically