Latest Funny One Liners

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck

What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks!

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends

I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam's banana

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews