Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
That's what being a man is like: making mistakes and not caring
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votesAl Bundy
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.17 from: 6 votesPeggy Bundy
Your father will be home soon, and he will be looking for dinner. Tell him I hope he finds it
This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.44 from: 270 votesPeggy Bundy
Alright kids, smile as if daddy has died!
This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.53 from: 137 votesBud Bundy
At least, when I was born and the doctor spanked me I cried instead of saying "Thanks I like it rough"
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 13 votes