Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life

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You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me

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Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman

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Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back

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If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me

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It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?

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That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version

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