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Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.35 from: 20 votes

Al Bundy

I'm a living example of how the brain really doesn't need blood to work

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.1 from: 10 votes

Al Bundy

I was driving home. God knows why

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 20 votes

Al Bundy

Computers and women are ruining the country

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

Love is not only blind but stupid

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 3 votes