Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 12 votesAl Bundy
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.98 from: 54 votesBud Bundy
I suppose you got your usual dedication: "She works hard for the money"
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 11 votesPeggy Bundy
Just pretend we're in bed, and let me take care of everything
This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.53 from: 131 votesAl Bundy
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.71 from: 7 votesAl Bundy
Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 5 votesAl Bundy
Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes