Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Peg, how do you think of those and defy gravity at the same time?
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Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that
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My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
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Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.1 from: 10 votesAl Bundy
Much like a roid, they come back with a vengeance
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.36 from: 11 votesAl Bundy
Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile and eat
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.07 from: 14 votes