Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Marcy D'arcy
If Al didn't have to bend over to steal our paper every morning he wouldn't get any exercise at all
This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 2.17 from: 6 votesAl Bundy
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 20 votesAl Bundy
I wish the world were a fly and I was a giant rolled up newspaper
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 7 votesPeggy Bundy
Kids, go outside and look under the house where your father usually hides
This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.28 from: 152 votesAl Bundy
Time sure flies when you're married and have no life
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votesAl Bundy
This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.83 from: 12 votes