Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.17 from: 6 votesAl Bundy
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.4 from: 10 votesAl Bundy
You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.38 from: 13 votesAl Bundy
Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top
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Synchronized swimming for women is not a sport. Mud wrestling for women is a sport
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These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 6 votes