Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Peggy Bundy

No Al, great would be if you flossed

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 1.79 from: 154 votes

Much like in bed, Al wants to get it over with as soon as possible

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.39 from: 88 votes

"Man": Look Ma'am, my wife has just given birth to triplets "Peg": Well congratulations, who's the father?

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 1.95 from: 140 votes

In Al's defense, football has always meant a lot to him. In fact, it's the only time he can still go deep

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.08 from: 273 votes

"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.38 from: 56 votes

"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.18 from: 17 votes

"Kelly:" Do you know what I would do for a house in Jamaica? "Bud:" The same thing you'd do for dinner and a movie.

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.58 from: 60 votes