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Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

You know medium, the sizes between small and you!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.91 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.44 from: 18 votes

Al Bundy

I should get a job on the bomb squad... then there will be hope

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.56 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.83 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

This cheese means more to me than both your lives

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.71 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 6 votes