Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 10 votes

I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 12 votes

This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votes

We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 7 votes

I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.08 from: 12 votes

Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 7 votes

I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.36 from: 11 votes