Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 6 votes

Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.95 from: 19 votes

Marcie, let me explain something to you, *Chicken Sound* "Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck"

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.36 from: 14 votes

Here you wear the bag, but in bed....

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.17 from: 6 votes

Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 27 votes

I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 6 votes

You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.09 from: 11 votes