Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Hello officer, did you mistake our house with a doughnut shop

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 2 votes

I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 17 votes

We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.86 from: 7 votes

Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes

Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.92 from: 12 votes

Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.17 from: 6 votes