Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.31 from: 13 votesAl Bundy
I'm jealous of anybody not married to you
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.22 from: 18 votesAl Bundy
And no one understand why I scream on the way back home
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 13 votesAl Bundy
The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.14 from: 14 votesAl Bundy
Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.64 from: 11 votesAl Bundy
We've been married for 17 years now, can't we just be friends?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 12 votes