Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.07 from: 15 votes

I'm jealous of anybody not married to you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.95 from: 21 votes

Greeting Vultures!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.57 from: 7 votes

And no one understand why I scream on the way back home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 13 votes

The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.89 from: 19 votes

Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.64 from: 11 votes

We've been married for 17 years now, can't we just be friends?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.14 from: 14 votes