Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.58 from: 19 votes

Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.36 from: 11 votes

I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am

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It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes

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Today is the first day of the end of your life

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Probably God, personally delivering a plague

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 7 votes