Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.36 from: 59 votes

The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.66 from: 50 votes

What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.35 from: 72 votes

Much like the hair on your legs, I need the help of a trained professional

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.95 from: 43 votes

Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 47 votes

Well Peg we all have to live with our disappointments. I, of course has to sleep with mine

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.11 from: 54 votes

Why is it that Elvis is dead and I'm the one in hell

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.78 from: 9 votes