Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

I must be careful and selective. I must not hire the first boob who walks in the door

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 12 votes

When I'm through with you, the only laughter that you're gonna hear is when you're out of your clothes

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.24 from: 21 votes

We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 9 votes

This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.89 from: 9 votes

Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.2 from: 15 votes

If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.13 from: 8 votes

It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.84 from: 19 votes