Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Don't let these slits on my wrists fool you
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.88 from: 8 votesAl Bundy
If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.23 from: 13 votesAl Bundy
Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.48 from: 23 votesAl Bundy
So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votesAl Bundy
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.07 from: 73 votes