Latest Funny One Liners

Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!"

What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player.

"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."

Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?