Latest Funny One Liners

The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don't have.

I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free...

I'm never wrong! One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!

When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.