Latest Funny One Liners

A real Don Juan has to dress not only tasteful but also very quickly.

It's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college.

You know you’re fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.

How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.

Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!

Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.