Latest Funny One Liners

Don't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.

What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.

I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.

Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,

Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.