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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up.

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Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

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If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

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Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.

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Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

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That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned...

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