Latest Funny One Liners

Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server.

What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Man's appearance is not the most important thing. There are worse flows.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.