Latest Funny One Liners

Computer does what you command him to do but not what you want from him.

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers!

What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow.

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?

What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A good days hunting.