Latest Funny One Liners

Here's to alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all life's problems.

A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !

There are all types of love in this world but never the same love twice.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"

Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair? They pull up their pants.