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What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader.

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What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel.

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If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!

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I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you.

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Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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