Latest Funny One Liners

Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve? Social Security.

Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that..

The best curve on a girl is her smile... Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass.

It's better to have business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot.

The three words most hated by men during sex? "Are you In?" or "Is It In?"

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!