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Don't feed the animals at the zoo! You should better feed the security guard!
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 2 votesThe hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1 from: 1 votesEvery organisation is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesWhy did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesIf Mayans could predict the future, why didn't they predict their extinction?
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesA New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesI went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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