What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesWe are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
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This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 1 votesThe same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously.
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