Latest Funny One Liners

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer.

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.

If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.

It's not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize.