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Why don't women have men's brains? Because they don't have penises to put them in
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votesSex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesWhy did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votesHallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 4 votesIf you win three games of Twister in a row you're automatically a yoga instructor
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesIf you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votesPeople who write "u" instead of "you". What do you do with all the time you save?
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