Latest Funny One Liners

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them

You need to carry women in your arms; they will climb on your back by themselves

A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up

A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh alright, I'll stay the night."

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up