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Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you are in the way

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When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman, marry three times

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She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy

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I buy a lot of ringtones for someone who hasn't answered a phone call since 2008

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Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step

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Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy

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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population

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